Juicing All Day Every Day
Jon got a juicer for Christmas. So far he has juiced: Strawberries, Blackberries, Blueberries, Mango, Cranberries, Apple, Melon, Oranges, Grapefruits, Pears, Kiwi, Broccoli (that was not such a good outcome), Lettuce, and Carrot. 
For those of you who aren’t in the know- I have given up alcohol during the week, meaning no wine Monday through Thursday. Today it’s Wednesday, and I had a beer. I decided beer doesn’t count since I am physically unable to have more than one nowadays. Over the weekend we took juicing to a whole other level… the Juice King made Strawberry and Pear Juice with a bit of a Pomegranate Grenadine and Malibu Coconut Rum. I know, it’s such a girly drink, well guess what, I am a girl- so suck it.
Instructions: It’s just like making a potion (!!!). Bung all the fruit in your juicer, add some alcohol, shake with ice. Drink up!!
Nice usage of bung!!
You forgot to add carrots and alfalfa sprouts…